quantumgirl: (flying Hoff)
ok, this gif made me crack up:



and on a very happy note: I'll go see Die Hard 4.0 tonight. Yippee-ki-yay!
quantumgirl: (flying Hoff)
well, who would have expected that?
The Hoff got full custody
quantumgirl: (clusterfuck)
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Oh shit! This is sad. Alcoholism is a bad thing. I wonder if he'll ever make it. :-(

This is what David had to say about it:
"I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work, I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, one evening I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse.

Because of my honest and positive relationship with my daughters who were concerned for my well being there was a tape made that night to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it and I am back on my game. I thank God for the love and concern from my daughters. The tape was never meant to become public, but got into the hands of individuals who are not worthy of mentioning, who maliciously released the tape for their own self purpose. I hope that someone else will learn from the tape, as I have."


For more, go to http://www.etonline.com/celebrities/news/48036/index.html
quantumgirl: (campy)
Hoff
Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.

To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered..... read on the urban dictionary entry
quantumgirl: (campy)
" I’ll only wear the two-inch pumps. If I wore the three I’d fall over like a giraffe. I look like Dennis Rodman on acid,”

GIP

Feb. 25th, 2007 11:43 pm
quantumgirl: (campy)
I wanted to create a Hoff icon and the caption "campy" came to mind.
I wanted to look up the specific meaning of the word first, but by accident, used Googles pictures search instead of LEO's dictionary search.
On the very first page, it came up with a pic of the Hoff, rehearsing for his 'Producers' role. WTF?! Now I don't even care anymore if the caption fits the icon because I have google to back me up! haha!
quantumgirl: (dancing hoff)
OMG, I luv the HOFF when he's wearing a dress! And I will ask again: anybody care to buy me a flight to Vegas?





quantumgirl: (devil hoff)
Host: " So you basically brought down the Sovjet Union! "
Hoff: " Yeah, I've decided to go around the world and try to bring down every wall. "
quantumgirl: (flying Hoff)
On what he wants on his gravestone:
” ‘Been there, done that.’ I was gonna say, ‘Hoff and Running.’ I was actually thinking of being buried under my Hollywood star, and then being buried like this (he looks up with frozen face). So people could look down and watch me decompose, you know. (Seriously though,) I think it’ll just say ‘Good friend, good father’ – and, ‘Had a blast.’ ”

Hassel-Off

Feb. 10th, 2007 09:17 am
quantumgirl: (don't hassel The Hoff)
muhahaha. Ok, that made me laugh

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quantumgirl: (flying Hoff)
" You know, I've had an interesting career. I've made a living, talking to a car, running in slow motion with Pamela Anderson, and starring with a sponge. Now, people might say there's no depth to that, but...uh...and they're right... however, it seems to have worked. "
quantumgirl: (dancing hoff)
OMG!!!! Watch this! This is sooooooo freakin' cool! I can't believe I won't be able to go and see it. I actually checked for flights to Vegas, but there's just no way I could afford it. *sniff* Anybody wanna give me about 600 bucks?
Man, that's gonna be so funny. That little outtake from the rehearsal made me pee my pants!
Seeing the Hoff acting gay turns me on big time! *snorts*

The Producers
quantumgirl: (devil hoff)
Interviewer: "you took on the role as executive producer and director as well [of Baywatch]. So when you're casting people like Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson....."
Hoff: "Tough job!"
Interviewer: "... I mean, in that instance, what are you looking for,acting tone or fantastic rack? "
Hoff: "I'm looking for a restroom."


muhahahaha! Nice! Well at least he knows how to help himself. ;-)
quantumgirl: (dancing hoff)
I want you to know that this pic is actually [livejournal.com profile] beatnikid 's fault!

quantumgirl: (clusterfuck)
one shouldn't wear shirts like that when it's hot! no no no!

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quantumgirl: (damn)
Oh freck, the Hoff liked the Borat movie, which means I will have to watch it, too. No!
quantumgirl: (KITT scanner)
Did you know that The Hoff once had a cat without a tail because he ran over it with this )
muhaha, that cracks me up!
quantumgirl: (come out)
been redecorating my door.... Gosh, he IS tall!
Muhahaha! I love the 80's!

quantumgirl: (AHH)
Swear word you use too much: My favorite swear word when things are going wrong is “clusterf*ck.” For German profanities I do “scheisse” and “arschloch.” I used “scheisse” about 24 hours ago in Berlin. I was transferring to Frankfurt. When I saw how far away the terminal was, I said, “scheisse!” We had to run through this gigantic tunnel just to make our airplane. And there were 900 Germans following along, going, “It’s the Hoff! It’s the Hoff! ”

Clusterfuck! Muhaha, I gotta adopt that one.
And it's funny, because I've been in the same situation before (minus the “It’s the Hoff! It’s the Hoff!” part of course) and I remember cursing profoundly all the way through the tunnel.
quantumgirl: (flying Hoff)
Seeing the Hoff perform on stage, dressed in a black tanktop, black jeans that are way too tight to be comfy, with a silver glittery belt, sweating like a pig, moving his hips in a hilarious looking Elvis imitation, doing his familar eyes-squeezing facial expression, singing phrases like "I wanna rock with you deep in the dark "  should totally turn me off!!!! Right?!
Alarmingly, it seems to have the opposite effect.... *eek*
That's just wrong! Help me out here! I'm scared of myself!

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